The five of us have tried to master the thought process of those dumb enough to pursue us. We are quite the interesting group of girls- if my boot doesn't initiate conversations than I am somehow convinced to approach those we are interested in conversing with. Not sure if it's because my lack of a filter or my lack of fear when it comes to being harshly denied- regardless I speak up.
What we've really focused on this trip is the laugh. There are two different kinds of laugh ladies- the good and obviously the bad. Last night mawbv2 made it known that this guy was looking at us repeatedly with a big smile and chuckle...
"Well Mawbv2," I said. "The good laugh or the bad laugh?"
She claimed it was the good laugh., but I'm awfully skeptical of her ability to differentiate between the two laughs.
Ladies- before you get all ancy and giggly about a potential hotty noticing you- GO TO THE BATHROOM. This will allow two things to happen:
1. You will realize your hair is frizzy from the humid night (Put it up and try again), you may need a tissue, your bra may be showing due to your otherwise awesome shirt or worse your not wearing a bra and everyone got a taste- regardless of what it is you will quickly discover that it was a bad laugh.
2. The second thing and hopefully the good thing that would occur from your bathroom trip is that you look great. Be patient in there. Don't stay to long you don't want him to think you're reapplying makeup (that's too caddy- keep it simple) But when you walk out, walk with confidence.
What we do know (or what the five of us like to think we know) is that women control the playing field, men are more clueless than us. Take it from the queen of flirting, Red- looks reel them in, sarcasm keeps them there.
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