It's 4:31 am and surprise surprise red is still asleep. Blogspot writer offered to take her place spotting for mawbv2 because she was "wide awake". She is now joining mawbv1 and red in their drooling and snoring endeavors.
Mawbv2 and I decided to pass the time not telling each other our fantastically funny stories but rather look up the dumbest laws in certain states. Definitely more entertaining. We learned that in Florida the state law says that "you can not fart in public after 6pm"-mawbv2 is screwed on that one.
Another law says "it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine"-guess blogspot writer is screwed.
Another law said "you can only have sex in the missionary position"- guess that's a good law for the might as well be virgins considering that's their "most scandalous hookup"
Hope everyone was just as entertained as we were. It might be because we are delirious from our lack of sleep that we found that amusing. We are 3 hrs away and praying red wakes up to take her turn soon. She seems to be having a good dream from the noises she's making so we don't want to wake her.
Sincerely,
Pe teacher and mawbv2
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