Saturday, May 21, 2011

Broke

Pay attention Bros, this is how to live with limited income:

1. You must first beg your parents for their extra pennies- they'll give in with the idea that you're taking full advantage of living, but really you will use this income as beer money. Get out of your goodie good mind set and be realistic- alcohol makes things fun if not fun then definitely interesting...

2. Go to the grocery store and buy peanut butter and jelly and bread....you will eat this for every meal... if you feel like splurging get cereal and milk- perfect late night snack.

3. Now for entertainment- pack a cooler and a sandwich and head to the beach. The sand is free. By the time you get skin cancer hopefully you have a real job...until then, soak in the rays, build sandcastles, write poetry, paint pictures, bury your feet 3 feet under- whatever floats your boat. Not only will you have a great tan, but sand castle building may inspire you to become an architect....

Red box movies are always a go to (unless you forget to return them- tabs add up) along with cards, scrabble and ofcourse for those with a smart phone, the infamous words with friends.

Enjoy life folks. The sun is out here in carolina, but the dolphins in the ocean are resembling sharks so I'm stayin the fuck out.

Check it http://www.socollegeblog.com/

No comments:

Post a Comment