Thursday, May 26, 2011

Leash

Dear parents holding the end of a leash,

If there's not a dog on the other end, please go put your kid up for adoption.

There is absolutely no reason or explanation convincing enough to have a child hooked on a leash. A leash is intended for a dog; just because babies crawl and toddlers bark, that does not classify them as animals.

Humans have brains, they can be taught, they can learn.... teach them.

If this doesnt work, (although i am no counselor) I'm deeming you an unsuitable parent. If this is false, which seems unlikely, than i suggest you sneak some ADHD pills into their applesauce.

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