Friday, May 20, 2011

smooth moves

I've been extremely fortunate to experience numerous things over the last couple weeks of beach hopping. But what i am most excited to share may help you with future chases.

Best two pick up lines:

1. As red was paying her bar tab she conveniently dropped her pen in between the legs of the guy beside her. Although she claimed, to both us and the guy that she was "so sorry," neither believed her... before she left the guy commented on her great pick up line.

2. mo thought it was clever to write his number on a napkin and let it fly from the tiki bar pier onto the beach where girls were covering the sand... cool move bro it swooped down with the wind and landed in the lap of an uninterested bitch which then resulted in a trip to the trash...

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