The Kids are back. By kids I mean giant Ducks… I hate them. Did you know Ducks are full grown in 30 days!?
Nuts, not cute and obnoxious.
They scream all night and bounce around in the inflatable pool that’s sitting in our kitchen all afternoon. I told Red and Ducky if they aren’t gone by the weekend I’m throwing them in to the Potomac.
Besides the kids returning to 420, things have been pretty normal. Last night, PE Teacher, Might-As-Well-Be-Virgin 1 and 2 and I played “Scene It.”
Scene It is a game that plays movie clips on the TV and whoever answers gets to move a couple spaces.
I hate movies. I think reality is so much more interesting than make believe, so of course I knew nothing. Luckily M-A-W-B-V-2 won the game for us and I supported her by obnoxiously cheering hateful comments to the opposing loser team.
We then spent the remainder of the night planning of ways to get rid of the Ducks. It’s apparently called Duck dumping… we did research… big problem in the United States.
I woke up this morning to a condom filled with water in our freezer. Apparently last night the Virgins and PE Teacher decided to fill condoms up with water and throw them around campus… So College?
Nope, So high school… gee, it really is the little things in life.
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