Dandelion Weekend

This past weekend was similar to a dandelion patch in Spring...right after you spray them with some intoxicating death sentence.

Think about it...

Infact, go ahead and look outside.

You see those little yellow suckers popping up on the edge of every sidewalk?

They are literally growing in laughter, purposely pissing you and your property off.

Then you kill them... 

But they are still there… 

Waiting for you to pick them up and throw them out.

Dandelion number one- waiting to be thrown out. 

This was taken on Saturday morning. She is lying on the stairs, just a few feet away from the couch. The previous night was spent scootering, and drinking excessively. I'm not exactly sure of her name, but I do know Campus Bitch put her to sleep just moments before this.

This is Sunday morning, sometime around 10am. Two dandelions smelling more like beer than pollen- waiting for me to throw them out.

The one to the right is dating the girl that lives up the stairs (We have yet to figure out why he couldn't walk the 16 steps up). 

The one on the couch- not sure where he came from... 

They spent the night anticipating the sunrise- don't think they made it.

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To conclude, I would like to thank Tits and her friend Hippie, for visiting from Ohio State. I know you are out about 50 bucks out and missing pieces of your dignity. 

Love 

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