Stalk Away

No one can deny that Facebook has become an obsessive part of our collegiate lives. Whether it’s stalking, sharing or taking pictures for the public, it’s obvious that social media has become a center piece to our daily living.

I despise Facebook…

1.      Taking pictures of yourself is simply put… disgusting. Stop. Please stop. I can assure you that no one wants to see your biceps or your abs and if you honestly think the picture of yourself is worth showing off, send it to a modeling agency and if they also agree then sure… post it. If they forget to get back to you, I suggest you never fucking take a picture of yourself again, you self-conceded idiot.

2.      “Liking” your own comment does not make it likable. Obviously you “like” your comment or else you wouldn’t have posted it. Please don’t feel the need to like it, we viewers can decide for ourselves if we like it.

3.      Writing “I love you” or giving a personalized shout out to your boyfriend or girlfriend via Facebook status, is obnoxious. You know, usually when you’re in a relationship with someone it’s okay to text or call them. Trust me when I say that no one, NO ONE cares about your relationship … except yourself.

4.      Writing something along the lines of “Hey Brittany, I’m right next to you, but you are so cool!” … is completely beyond not cool. Is it for attention? Umm because you don’t have to type to the person you’re sitting next to… they are next to you- it’s called talking.

5.      Updating status’s every fifteen minutes- ridiculous. I can assure you that unless you’re famous or popping out babies on Teen Mom, no one is interested in when you wake up, when you’re drinking coffee, when you’re going to the gym or when you are about to take a nap… so fuck off or get a Twitter and pretend like people follow you.

6.      On the topic of status’s, posting inspirational status’s every few minutes about God, Finding God or Seeking God, is not helping anyone else… if it’s consoling for yourself, drop Facebook and hire a therapist.

7.      Last but not at all least, RIP statuses. “RIP Grandma” ten minutes after  her passing, offers two things. 1- You want attention and you know how to get it. ( in this case you are brilliant- take full advantage) 2- You are so obsessed with Facebook that you want to let everyone know of your life, when I’m sure you should be consoling your family, yourself, etc…

I hate Facebook… Still, I can’t stop stalking these entertaining idiots.

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