Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Think About It

Dino and I are sitting on the beach making small talk about the random questions, thoughts and ideas people often think, but are not really ever answered.

I write in the vernacular.... which makes absolutely no sense because vernacular is not everrr used in the common language

Why do boys/men wear shorts so long that they resemble parachute pants?...Man capris are fairly popular in Europe and unfortunately with my dad, but im confused on why some males cant clearly differentiate between shorts, capris, and pants... and unless you're four or younger your butt isnt cute.
Baggy pants was so five years ago.

Tattoos of deceased pets ... why? First of all, if you're gonna have paw prints next to Spot's name on your shoulder than your arm better have the names of your great uncle and that goldfish you flushed down the toilet at 13.... Second of all, pets are surely a valuable part of the fam but your next 6 dogs are gonna be awfully jealous if you don't acknowledge the years you spent picking up their shit... think about it...

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