Random Thoughts

My thoughts as I approached the gym this afternoon:

 I hate when the closest parking spot is a two-minute walk to the gym

 It's way to sunny to be this hungover 

My thoughts while riding the elliptical (facing the outside):

 Why would heaven have gates? 

What I said to the Mosquito after watching it bang it’s body against the glass for 15 minutes: Dude you’re not getting through that glass

What I think the Mosquito said back: I'm gonna get your ass when you walk outside

I could be sleeping right now if I hadn't eaten that fucking feast at 2AM

I wish walking in to the gym meant you worked out

My thoughts while still riding the elliptical, but more so stalking my surroundings:

 Stop running so fast, you’re a cheerleader… and no one is chasing you.

 I wonder if the creator of Fruit Loop cereal is gay

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