Expect the Unexpected

Shepherd’s go-to quote is “Expect the Unexpected.” 

That alone is expected- along with the fact that that quote would be sufficient for any college atmosphere.

Tonight for instance, I am watching Campus Bitch play Dreidle… yes "I had a little Dreidle"- that kind of Dreidle....Except by Dreidle, I really mean guess a shape (Hebrew Letter) and if it lands on your shape of choice, you have to drink. 

She’s not drinking tonight though, just reliving last night.

Apparently, Wednesday is the designated day off this week. I know this for ONE reason only… the definition of SO COLLEGE is sitting in 420’s living room- right next to me.

Here is a picture of her:

I’m just kidding... that’s the fake College – only took that picture because seeing her in the library is equivalent to magically waking up to a completed five page paper on the day it’s due.

THISSSSS is the real College… Taking a day off and THAT is unexpected.

Yes, those pictures were taken simultaneously. Out of her typical skimpy dress and rockin a Shepherd U football tee- Lookin like a true groupie. Replacing Lemon Drop shots for a large Mr. Pibb...She slept til 1:00 this afternoon and spent her evening making Tacos...

That's all. 

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