Presidential Election

Today begins my destructive weekend- one full of carbs, calories and a loss of a memory.

With only one week left of class before exams, most are kicking into their final-study gear, while I… am kicking over the beer cans lying on our kitchen floor.

Topic of the day- Presidential Candidacy

Purpose- to thank Santorum for dropping out of the election.

This is not the 1950’s, so why Santorum ever thought that a homo-hating, home-school teaching, on a mission from God following moron could survive in this progressive age is preposterous to me.

Go smoke a blunt Santorum, God planted it for a reason- So chill the hell out.

Of course Ronny Paul, who may very well be older than the Republican Party itself and Gingrich, who isn’t good for anything except changing wives, are still hoping for that spike in the polls.

But realistically, the 2012 election is between a Mormon and a Black guy.

The only reason I mention their minority status, is simply out of jealousy… Can we get a Jew in the mix… Jesusssss.

Now let’s pray. 

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