Thursday, November 8, 2012

America

Surprisingly, I woke up the day after the election and things were... like normal. 

I went to work, came home, did more shit, ran... slow, ate dinner, flipped between Fox News and MSNBC, eventually dozing off to some angry Republican claiming Mitt wasn't conservative enough. 

So here I am, two days post-election, and I decide to take a dip into the oh-so intelligent Twitter World... enjoy.

"sad today about the healthcare system in this country for the next four years.....but happy for the Gays #lovewhoyoulove" 

"I'm hungry"

"BREAKING: Taco Bell's popping up all over Colorado"

"I want to be rich enough to realize I can't buy happiness"

"Wins the lottery. Obama takes all of it." 

"Everyone should be treated as an equal whether you're black, yellow, brown or the normal color."

"It's never too early to start making your Christmas list..."

"It takes 11 muscles to smile, 12 to frown and 0 to not give a fuck"

"Grilled cheese is amazing"

"Being gay=fine. Bisexual=fine. Straight= fine. You know what's not fine? Crocs."

"Marijuana was made illegal in 1937 by a man who testified that the drug made white women overly attracted to black men."

"Thank God I'm not going into the work force in the next 4 years... Grad school and a doctorate for me!"

"God is so good! My student ID has been found."

....Ohhhh the worries of America :)

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