Marcel the Shell

Just watch it... not because I'm promoting it, but rather because if you haven't watched it, you're one of very few...

 If you listen to "I hang glide on a Dorito" enough times, you'll start to love it.

Then unfortunately, you will start to not only talk like Marcel, but probably become sickly obsessed with shells and/ or small shoes.

Of course you'll begin to envision yourself eating salad on raisins with friends.

And for the rest of your life, every person you meet with the name Marcel, will immediately remind you of walking a lint dog


and then you'll wish you never watched this.